Say you hate my writing, and in fact my guts. Now is your chance for self-expression. Or say you love me and want to send me money. Or say you are indifferent to me, but like t-shirts. Get the astonishing "Crispin Shud Die" t-shirt designed by the inimitable DJ Fuzzy. Send a check for $15 to:
Crispin Sartwell
R.D. 4, Box 4450
Glen Rock, PA 17327

Adult L and XL only. Specify. Quantities are limited, so act now, bitch.

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